2009, thanks for brining your A-Game!

The annual tradition continues as the FABNOB Family presents our Top 10 Juicy Moments of 2009! Enjoy!

1. Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin jumped security screens and ran into the crowd at Sound Relief in Sydney. Amazing...
 

2. Home and Away stars Jodi Gordon, Todd Lasance, and Lincoln Lewis found themselves in deep media shit for incidents involving sex, drugs, and videotape. Stone the flaming crows!

3. Fat Boy Slim is Fucking in Heaven Rehab! Yes, the British DJ and producer checked himself into rehab after his second-rate performances at the Good Vibrations Festival.

4. Gordon Ramsay made some sexist jokes about A Current Affair host Tracy Grimshaw at the Good Food and Wine show in Melbourne. Grimshaw bit back with a prime-time spray at Ramsay; "I'm not going to sit meekly and let some arrogant narcissist bully me."

5. Karl Stefanovic hosted The Today Show intoxicated after the Logies. His incessant laughing and slurring became YouTube gold and lead for calls for him to get on the wagon more often!
 

6. This isn't it. Michael Jackson's comeback tour became "the greatest concerts that never happened" when the King of Chimps and Underage Boys Pop bit the prescription drugs bullet.

7. Richard Heene and Mayumi Iisuka falsely claimed their six-year-old boy had floated away in a homemade helium balloon. The ratings-hungry broadcast media lapped up the drama and almost seemed disappointed when the balloon was found empty.

8. Kevin Rudd told The Chaser comedy group that they should "hang their heads in shame" after their unpopular Make a Realistic Wish Foundation sketch. Yet another reason to dislike our 'comment on everything' Prime Minister.
 

9. Will the real slim Andre please stand up? Andre Agassi released a soul-searching autobiography where he admitted tanking games and lying to tennis officials about his use of crystal meth.

10. Tiger Woods did a bad, bad thing. Several times. With multiple women. Including porn stars! WTF?!? Tiger's dirty double life / car came crashing down when his golf-club yielding wife chased him from his Florida mansion. 

Let us know the moments we missed!